Evil Professor C. Sans

NAME: The Evil Professor C. Sans
EVIL POWER: Typographic Mind Control

Perhaps a bit late to the fight but a super villains evil doings are never done…

Professor Comic Sans is the evil swine behind the grossly inappropriate use of Comic Sans across the planet. His location is unknown and quite frankly irrelevant, as over the years his powers of mind control seem to have no bounds.

He is known for praying on the weak minded telepathically luring them into a false sense of security. Allowing themselves to justify the use of Comic Sans where most of us would not even dream.

To date there are still many of us thankfully who are impervious to his mind games and know better than to fall victim to typography terror. Still the professor is forever conjuring up new methods to trip us up. His most recent ploy is to hit us hard and hit us where we are most vulnerable… that’s right hilarious blog posts… View the latest if you think your mind is strong enough to withstand his lies… http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/15comicsans.html