Tigers add insult 2 injury

This hasn’t been a great week for the New York Yankees. Not only have they lost Captain Crutch, Derek Jeter to a fractured ankle and their $275 million third baseman to a couple of blondes behind the dugout, but the absolutely dominant pitching of the Detroit Tigers has forced their remaining mercenaries to crap down their legs, embarrassing themselves and the legions of Yankees fans nationwide. It’s to the point now that desperate manager, Joe Girardi is mixing and stirring his lineup like a lunatic alchemist in a futile attempt to find that ever-elusive magic combination that will turn lead into gold. [Read more at 55erase.com]