Ballantyne North Carolina

An ode to my place of business.

Good luck getting here in any short amount of time, and good luck trying to leave. Ballantyne contains all the amenities one might expect from a booming business park: unprotected left turns, painful traffic funnels & merge lanes, frequent power outages, one parking space very far away, a giant random geyser of flame that we're assured is probably normal, and perpetual traffic accidents that sometimes require a detour through South Carolina.

'Tis a lovely place.