Cristiano Ronaldo - Robot - Not Human

Cristiano Ronaldo is not human. To be at the top of the footballing game for as long as he has, he can't be human. To achieve what he has and to continuously break records and win trophies like he does, he can't be human.

He has to be part robot or machine, because it can't be possible for a human to do all the things he has accomplished. It's just as simple as that.