D&D Armory: Potion of Fire Breath
There is a reason this scalding bile is uncommon. It is incredibly dangerous to wield, for once quaffed (and not immediately vomited), it causes uncontrollable explosive raucous belches. The accompanying incendiary blast has been known to consume not only foes, but often the unfortunate fellow elevator rider.
The few known ingredients are as follows:
- Sulfur
- Carolina Reaper Chilis
- Corn Nuts
- Reheated fish taken from an Office Max break-room microwave
Tips for aspiring brewers: The concoction is credited for its exponential growth in blistering intensity, reaching a near thermo-nuclear level, when left on a hot-plate until mid-afternoon.
Notable Incidents: Whilst trying to sooth a persistent evil hangover, Morgoth (Black Foe of the World) mistakenly poured himself a mug in a groggy stupor, resulting in the accidental torching of the Angband breakfast-nook. When no-one copped to leaving the potion out, he threw an entire assembly of orcs into the fires of Mt. Doom.