Sun Thief

Sun Thief.

You ever look up at that big glowing fireball in the sky and think "someone has had that thing parked there for years. Decades maybe. When exactly do we consider it abandoned? Is there a legal precedent on taking heavenly bodies? It's not really stealing, right?.. Right? .. I'm taking that."
Hah. Yeah me neither.
Oh yeah, I know. Crazy how dark it's been lately. Anyway I've got a hair thing to get to.