Day 82: Christopher Dickson A.K.A. “C.D.”
Meet Christopher Dickson A.K.A. “C.D.” Christopher (never just Chris by the way) gets called things like “Donut face”, “Wheelhead”, and “Oh Holy One”. But that’s not the only reason he’s always in a bad mood. You see, he’s become irrelevant. His predecessors are way cooler and his successors are superior in every way. The only thing Christopher enjoys doing nowadays is being bitter, being rude and being shiny—don’t you dare touch his shiny side with your fingers! And don’t stare at the hole in his face.