Dribble Its Bacon Tie

It's Bacon Tie!
Never feel under-dressed for for special occasions again - Bacon Tie is extra crisp!
No need to risk frying bacon shirtless anymore - Bacon Tie is extra greasy!
Looks so good you won't believe it's not really bacon. It's Bacon Tie!

It's actually a Bacon Tie T-Shirt available on redbubble now:
http://www.redbubble.com/people/szquared/works/9001920-its-bacon-tie