Store for aliens with translation (banana included)

Sometimes people say that projects on Dribbble are not related to real tasks. For this reason, I decided to raise really important question in my shot: "If we will be enslaved by aliens, how would our sites look like?". By the way, will we have to change the title of our jobs to "Human UI/UX designer"? You know, we have a lot of titles, do we need one more?

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