Triflers Need Not Apply

My latest Sarcastic Sentiments post also happens to be an ode to true crime comedy podcast My Favorite Murder. They told the story of Belle Gunness, a woman who had "extraordinarily bad luck with fires and loved ones dying" in Indiana in the early 1900s. I reworded the personal ad she wrote when seeking suitors after her first couple of husbands died suddenly and unexpectedly. Look, she may have been a psychotic serial killer, but the girl had standards...I'm not gonna lie, I'm kind of impressed.