Another Deer with Lights

It’s Christmas time again, and that means every frat in America will have the novel idea to commission a custom illustrated shirt featuring a deer head with a Santa hat and lights tangled in its antlers. Make it the same, but different from all of the other deer lights. Also, make him look “cool”. I’m not sure when or how this subject matter rose to prominence in the college Greek world, but it’s like kicking a dead deer at this point; a real holiday ouroboros.