The Sweetboy Adventures

So I've started writing my memoir. I know, I know.. I can see you all rolling your eyes, but hear me out on this. First off, you never know what might happen tomorrow so I want to be prepared. Secondly, I want to make sure the direction is somewhere between R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet series and George Lucas' The Ewok Adventure. Thirdly, in total it will be 32 volumes, each volume being no shorter than 1000 pages. And finally, if you've made it through this nonsensical post then bless your heart, this is a joke! I'm sorry for wasting your time.