Designa's Paradise

As I walk through the Vali'o the shadow of death,
I take a look at my code and realise it's align: left;
Coz I've been coding and splicing so long, that,
Even my Mama thinks that my mind is gone,
But I ain't never bought a font, that didn't deserve it,
I been signing up to betas that nobody heard of,
You better watch who you're knocking, what layers you lockin',
Or you and your homies might be inline-block;
I really hate to say it, but yo' site is, broke,
To, all my text, I applied a stroke, fool,
I'm the kinda guy designers wanna be like,
On my Mac day and night, making sure that my kern is tight.