Grandpa Timemachine

So, once upon a time all I wanted was to design and print show posters. Unfortunately, no one would pay me to do this. As I was just about to give up this dream the suggestion was made that I design posters for bands that don't really exist and print posters anyways. This changed my life, and as a tribute to the idea and the person who gave it to me, behold GRANDPA TIME MACHINE (which doesn't yet exist but someday might).