My Dribbble Rules
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Henceforth: I am instating a few new Dribbble rules for my shots. They're easy to follow. Keep to the rules and we'll all get along just fine. (See above)
Note: This design is final. It has already been approved by the client (myself). It is perfect and cannot be improved upon. Do not, under any circumstances, rebound this.
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Update:
That this was meant to be a parody of:
I actually don't have any "personal rules" for how others should use Dribbble. I don't care. Which is why it struck me as funny when someone instituted any rules beyond the general public forum rule: "be nice."