"The Love Show" Valentine(?)

I put together this snarky Valentine's card for Burnt Toast's "Love Show." They screened 'em up and sold them to anyone who wasn't taking V Day too seriously (I mean who does?).

The backstory on this is that years ago, a designer I worked with used to walk up behind the web developers and whisper this dark sentiment in their ears. When I was asked to do a Valentine card for this show, it was the first thing that came to mind somehow.