The Dangercolin

The Woolly Shrieking Totem Squid, or dangercolin, is actually a close relative of the quail. On his mother’s side. He’s easily recognisable by his piercing shriek and love of 18th century French literature. And being 8 foot tall and green. Dangercolins move in stacked herds called a ‘calmdown’. They shriek for no real reason, and tend to focus on passing cats and public transportation. They feed on pizza 🍕 and discarded Michael Bublé CDs. Habitat-wise the dangercolin is quite content wherever the local takeaway will deliver, so long as there’s a nice couch...