Bruce The Bat

Hey, it's Bruce, the vampire bat! After ending his professional "baseball bat" career, Bruce struggled with mosquito addiction (he was too depressed to hunt for true blood) and eventually hung himself in his bat-cave (for about a month). Just picture waking up after 30 days of easing nature while sleeping upside-down, not considering gravity. That's when Bruce realized that "life outside wasn't that bat".

After charging his bat-teries he decided to become a rockstar (he almost got eaten by a "Black Saab-bat" member on stage), actor (in adult C class horror movies like "Drag Queen: Dragula") or even a "Sunday Night Live's" comedian (classified as the worst "joker" ever).

But we prefer to call him by his "Bat-Mobile" gimmick. You know - bat, on a mobile phone, in our game? Huh.

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