Surf Utah

100% pure adrenaline!

Okay. I get it. This is where you tell me that "locals rule", and that Yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing the break, right?

Do you think that taxpayers would like it Utah, if they knew that they were paying a federal agent to surf and pick up girls?
- The correct term is Babes, sir.

I've been to every city in Mexico. Came across an unclaimed piece of meat in Baja, turned out to be Rosie. Guess he picked a knife fight with somebody better. Found a passport of yours in Sumatra. Missed you by about a week in Fiji. But I knew you wouldn't miss the 50-Year Storm, Bodhi.