My iPhone 4's Funeral

After a very active life, this loyal Australian born companion that was by my side for 7 years finally get to rest in peace. A well-deserved rest, earned after a hard life with 1 toilet drowning experience, and one bad wine accident. It also got severely facial injury after the countless time of falling to the ground. The poor bastard. Nevertheless, I would like everyone to remember him how an adventurous companion he was, that travelled to multiple countries and places and always took me home safely.

It was a good phone. It will be missed.