Jackson the Owl

Jackson's first name is Billy, but for some reason he really dislikes being called Billy, so he is just Jackson.

The thing grew up with an encyclopedia in his crib. Read everything he possibly could as a kid, has a crazy ability to remember numbers, if he's seen your credit card, he can use it to buy stuff online.

Unfortunately the prolifiration of the internet has had a slightly negative effect on Jackson, due to his unquenchable desire to know everything he finds it very hard to sleep with this much information available that he doesn't know. Wikipedia seem to be gryowing faster than he can read it. Also in recent years the amount of conflicting information with quite convincing evidence has grown to such amounts that it kinda broke poor Jacksons brain a little bit, and now he is perpetually questioning everything he knows.. :(

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