Rancho Relaxo

“Many years ago the Spanish explorers discovered a little piece of heaven nestled in the Springfield mountains. They called it Rancho Relaxo and so do we. Today it’s Springfield’s only two star health spa. Swim, play tennis or just sit and stare at the walls. At Rancho Relaxo, you’re the boss. Remember, you can’t spell Relaxo without relax.” - The Simpsons