Redbubble Graphic - Part 1

On one's Redbubble profile, there is a region where the artist's information appears. I thought instead of typing out all that nonsense I'd fill it with something more entertaining. So I created this tall image, which I've chopped up into 4 parts for your pleasure. Here is part 1! View the whole dern thing at http://www.redbubble.com/people/bryan-moats