Abacus & Co. (logo for a joke startup)

At a work happy hour last week I had the idea for a joke startup, which would sell 'artisan computing' done the old fashioned way: by hand, with slide rules and abacuses (abaci?). Instead of running your search algorithm through a bunch of soulless server farms, why not pass it off to a team of master mathematicians trained in traditional, handcrafted arithmetic? It's probably single sourced and fair trade, too. Shade grown solutions!