Short-Fingered Vulgarian

Though I'm not a professional portrait artist by any means, I still believe it's imperative that when rendering your subject, you must do your utmost to capture their likeness as realistically as possible. In honor of Mr. Trump's recent ascendence to presumptive presidential nominee for the Republican Party, I've decided to atone for past mistakes and fix parts of him that, in an attempt to flatter, I exaggerated the size of greatly. As Mr. Trump is obviously a no-nonsense guy, this was a mistake. I offer this fully accurate portrait as an apology.