Conjure oh oh seven
You're no fool.
You know what's real. And you know hypnosis is fake. Right?
But you did go see that magician's act last night. And now, you find yourself hazily waking up on the bathroom floor, misplacing hours of time, smelling like zombie rot, with a mouthful of white fur and a string of knotted handkerchiefs in your pocket.
What… happened?
Did it work? Did that crazy magician actually hypnotize you?
Maybe.
Or maybe it has something to do with the six empty bottles of 14% ABV Spell Bound Quadrupel Ale laying on the floor next to you. You do remember drinking them, right?
With Conjure Brewing Co. elixirs, you don’t need a hack magician with a swinging pocket watch to put you in a trance. All you need is a low alcohol tolerance and lots of time to kill.
Conjure Brewing Co.
Drink mystically.
