Kitchen Planet

Michael, I wouldn’t insult this man by asking for a 25% discount on a kitchen!

From I'm Alan Partridge

I’ll start off by saying that I did want to put a destination on this one. Kitchen Planet is on the A416, but I’m not entirely sure where. It could be Amersham, High Wycombe or Chesham. Or none of these. Ordinarily I would’ve just slapped the county on there and have had done with it, but the A416 spans both Buckinghamshire and Hertfordshire. I’m sure you demand accuracy with these things, so I couldn’t commit either way.

Absolutely fascinating stuff, I'm sure you'll agree.

The fonts for this may just look a bit arbitrary but they’re based on a well known British kitchen retailer’s logo. The top bit is just me freestyling on the words ‘kitchen’ and ‘planet’, featuring a couple of satellites orbiting a frying pan sun.

People who can’t see that are s-a-a-a-d.

🔴 /FREGWISP

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