As Per My Last Email
Wanna join my newsletter? I promise I won’t send you any passive-aggressive emails like this. But I will send you cool things like shop promos (the only way to get them) and I announce releases and drops that way first. I think it’s the best way to stay connected to those of you who are interested and don’t want to miss stuff. Oh, and I don’t send emails very often either because no one likes that anyway.
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