Nerdy Birdies no. 1 - Snowy Owl

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The snowy owl lives in the frigid ass cold weather in north america and the arctic circle. Unlike most owls, they get their butt out of bed in the morning to go eat their food. Because they are acclimated members of society with normal day jobs, they tend to choose professions such as bean counting. And because they sit around all day waiting for critters to run by, they are fattys and weigh the most out of all north american owls. Hates snowboarding. Prefers the ground to trees.