The Scent of Seasonal Dread🕯️🎄

This festive fragrance radiates the aroma of pure, unadulterated panic. Hints of cinnamon and pine struggle against a base note of clenched-buttcheek anxiety, with a lingering wisp of fear, desperation and a hint of holiday cheer 🎅🏻🍑 ⁣⁣This candle prays to the last-minute gods for a miracle deal, a forgiving smile, or maybe for your family to disappear Kevin McCallister-style 😱🏠🙏🏻