What's Your Best Call to Action - Playoff

I've been working on a site this past week and have been trying to figure out the best call to action. Looking around, it's pretty funny what people will do/say to get you to click that "Buy Now" button on their site. I thought we could have some fun as a Dribbble community thinking of the most creative, funny, unique call to action buttons.

So let the playoff begin. Do it if you're cool!