The Perils of Time Travel

According to data from the Global Association for Temporal Tourism, every year over 500 children between the ages of 2 and 5 are lost, injured or killed while traveling to remote temporal zones. 69% of those incidents happen in the Mesozoic Temporal Region. We strongly encourage you to choose a different temporal zone for your time-trip.

If you do choose our zone, remember:

• Always watch your children and do not allow them to touch wildlife.

• If your child is allergic to natural sunlight, they should stay in the vehicle.

• Before landing, check if the area is clear of any flammables.

• All animals, including spiritual support animals, must be on leash.

• Parents who jeopardize the safety of their children by not ensuring their smart helmets are on and/or leaving them unattended will be banned from entering ALL antehuman zones.

And do not forget:

There will be no avail

For those who leave the trail.

We hope you enjoy your visit!