Capricorn 1

Let me tell you a little about sea goats. Sea goats were honorable, intelligent creatures with the ability to speak and philosophize. They could also control time. No biggie.

Pricus, the immortal patriarch of sea goats, was watching all his offspring go to shore and become regular, dumb land goats. Apparently trading for two hind legs comes at a high price. It requires not only a fish tail, but also intelligence, and time-travel abilities.

Clearly, Pricus thought this was a lousy deal and did not approve of his children transforming into farm animals. So, he went back time to stop them from their terrible investment. But no matter how much he tried to convince them, he could not change their destiny to become the goats we know today.

Miserable Pricus lives in the sky as the constellation Capricorn where he can watch his decedents in disapproval. Even when they star in video games.