My friend, Sudowoodo.

Now look, I don’t know the minutiae of Pokémon. I know of it through osmosis, and got roped into playing Go earlier this year.

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What do I know, though? Sudowoodo is my main man, you better believe. He’s a sentient anthropomorphic rock that pretends to be a tree as camouflage. Sure he’s afraid of rain, but he’s got an affable charm about him.

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This goofy, lanky misfit is the Pokémon equivalent to Cosmo Kramer, or any of the Three Stooges. He’s happy-go-lucky, prone weird phobias, but can whoop yer ass if you exhaust his magnanimity. He’s the kind of guy you want to go galavanting around town with—hitting up donut shops, catching a Liam Neeson flick with, and feasting fiercely together at the nearest Applebee’s Neighborhood Bar & Grille.

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I’ve slowly been trying to learn more @affinitybyserif on the iPad, and it’s a ton of fun—and thought I should pay homage to this magnificent Pokémon bastard.

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