It's so fun hanging out with you guys

First, it was the room.
Then I decided to place myself on my regular couch spot.
Then there were my friends, and often we do hang out just staring at our phones.
Then I thought our place is usually so messy that we might get infested by monsters, so they started crawling out of all corners.

Then I realized, if monsters were crawling around, we wouldn't even notice them.