Sir Pokey Pony

Some weapons are designed to hit where it really hurts (and by that, I mean: pride...obviously...).

Take the dreaded "Pokey Pony," for instance. Many would favor a fatal blow, than the 'beclowning' that follows from a jab by this dreaded instrument.

On a hit, receive 1d4 piercing damage + must succeed a 25 saving throw with Charism, or Charisma permanently becomes -3.

Andrew Colclough
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