The Girl with the Pynchon Tattoo

My tee “The Girl with The Pynchon Tattoo” is available for pre-orders!

Wear a tattooed lady sporting the pynchonesque muted horn and be the envy of your friends and relatives and (probably) Harold Bloom and his family and his little dog (because he has a little dog, right?… right?).

Anyways, some important details:

– The tee will only go into production if at least 25 of you pre-order one, so… pre-order one! (Thanks!)

– The front illustration comes in ALL of the colors of the [Gravity’s] Rainbow (except for orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet).

– This t-shirt is NOT affiliated with, endorsed, or sponsored by W.A.S.T.E. (“We Await Silent Tristero’s Empire”). Or maybe it is, I don’t really know. Sorry.

Thanks for your attention.

And thanks for sharing this (if you do it).