Golf.

So last week I asked my daughter what she wanted for breakfast.

"Golf" she said.

It made no sense so I asked her again. This time a little more specifically, "what would you like on your bread?"

Slightly confused, she responds again with
"…Golf!"

By now it was clear that at least she knew what she wanted…
"I'm not sure what you mean. What does it look like?"

"Golf. The red bottle."

🤦‍♂️

"Ooooh… Biscoff"

"Yeah, Bisgolf"