The no-help desk

Had the pleasure of illustrating this grump of a monster for Jonah Digital, who most certainly has zero interest in your silly questions. Some of their favorite go-to phrases include:

• Scram!
• Beat it, Punk!
• I'm on a break.
• My neck! My back! Get out of my way, ya sad sack!
• Neapolitan ice cream is the best.