La Cucaracha

This cucaracha can walk.
And sing and dance.
Because he has a guitar and mariachis.
also...hind legs, with boots.
Unlike the one in the traditional song, which is morbid and weird.

Cuidado: all cockroaches must stay out of my house...or die.
Do not count on a sombrero, guitarrón,
or a cute tiny traje de charro to save you...