Babychops.

"Me and the boys were talking about what to do with our extra coin, and I said, 'I'm going to rent a clown... and I really underestimated the creepiness, so I bought these wicked mutton chops with the rest of the extra coin to keep the clown at bay. Bad Bobo. Bad." - Chandler Van De Water, age 2.

(Note: Not playing for a t-shirt.)