Whaley McWhalerson and the Floties

Well, you see it's a joke cause it's a whale wearing arm floaties to help it....swim better. Get it? Whales needing water wings... Pretty...killer, isn't it?
HAHAHAHAHA. DUBLL J0ke!!!1!
HAHA
hah.
Ah ha!
heh.
Also, this one is probably carved out of wood and would float anyway, even it was just a block of wood thrown into the run off from some guy spraying barf off of last nights bar mats. Even...without the floties on.
Though, if the floaties were also carved, they would be wood too, and though not filled with air, would still be fairly buoyant and aid in the floating.
Until they became waterlogged. That's when things would get sad.
Free Willy.
WALL-E also. He's done his time...with those trash cube things. Why doesn't he get a Michael Jackson song?
WALL-E was released 2 days short of a year before Jackson.... well. You know.

But I'm just saying, there was time.

Hold me
Like the River Jordan
And I will then say to thee
what the crap are you still reading this for?!?