Corrupted Xmas Cards

You better look out
You better not wait
Better send help
I’m telling you straight
Santa Claus is losing his mind

He’s stuck at the pole
And there aint no heat
Gotta find himself something to eat
Santa Claus is losing his mind

He’ll wait til they’re all sleeping
His trusty knife he’ll clutch
His reindeer ribs taste pretty good
But the elf meat not so much!