Great Hammerhead
Our misunderstood, badass friends of the sea. Drawn with the hope of one day appearing on a T-shirt.
Save your beloved oceanic cousins—sharks! Do not go shark fishing. Do not purchase shark products, especially shark fin soup. In addition to being reportedly tasteless and very expensive, doing so marks you as a ravager of the seas and I don’t want to know you. Try hot, delicious tomato soup instead. Eat minestrone. Suck down some corn chowder. Sooth yourself with a delicious roasted red pepper soup.