Multi-Lingual Zombie Instructor

This zombie will help people learn a new language! Made for a Japanese language learning video series, he will eventually be animated in After Effects. Apparently in Japanese there is a difference in how you address things based on whether it is alive/dead or animated/not animated... So how do you refer to a dead, yet animated being? That's the question this soon-to-be animated zombie will answer... and the kind of answer I hope never has any real-world practical application. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯