ILLUSTRATION | magic 8 ball

I remember having a Magic 8 Ball as a kid and I absolutely loved it!...initially. My problem was that I would always ask it if my crush liked me and I always felt like it delivered such devastating news so casually. Little kid Kristy could only take so many "Better not tell you now" and "Outlook not so good" responses.

I wish there was Magic 8 Ball that wast just filled with all the fun and positive energy that comes in *most* Conversation Heart candies. Instead of it being a dick when I asked it for the 100th time if my crush loved me, it could've been like "Girl, you're amazing! Worry about yourself!" and that would've been much more appreciated 😂