Hot Take Tuesday No. 4: White Chocolate is Disgusting

Hot Take No. 4, Valentines Edition: White chocolate is utter trash! Garbage! A phony, a pale imposter that besmirches the very name of real chocolate. If you give me white chocolate I will yeet it directly to its only true home, the trash.

(I know this is technically more about hate than love, but it's also a love letter to REAL chocolate so I'm counting it)