lol

I only know one Elton John joke, it's a little bit funny... 🎹✨

Peacockin' 🦚

Modern (B)art 🛹

An evolved ape always chooses the cherry 🍒

~𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮, 𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱, 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮~ and then get the tattoo 💖✍️

Stop & smell the flowers 🌸

HOT property opportunity 🗑️🔥

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer 🧛🏻‍♂️🧄

Sweater weather 🧣

Happiness is a warm bun🌭 😌

Butt blaster 🚀💨

Some people just want to watch the world burn 🔥🍫

The impermanence of it all 💭

Modern (B)art 🖼️🛹

Rainy days & Mondays ☔️

COUNTRY ROADSSS 🎶

The higher the hairball the closer to God 🐱🙏

*Disappears in bushes* 🌳🐶🌳

He may be a little Dumbo, but he has a big heart 🐘💨

Jinx Rocket

Wine time 🍷

Workin on my beach bod 💪

You've got snail 🐌💌

The Picasso napkin story 🚬✍️